Arrested Development

Today's quotation:

Wife: I'm in love with your brother-in-law
Gob: you're in love with your own brother? the one in the army?
Wife: No, you're sister's husband.
Gob: Michael? Michael!
Wife: Michael is your sister's brother.
Gob: I'm my sister's brother. Me? You're in love with Me!
Wife: No, I'm in love with Tobias
Gob: My brother-in-law?
Wife: I know it can never be, so I'm leaving and enlisting in the army.
Gob: To be with your brother?
Wife: NO!