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[b]The following is the random musings of Kjell during Art History:[/b]
Sometimes when I sit in art history I think how funny it would be if I could pick up Caralee and drop her from the cieling. This is because from where I am sitting she appears to be very small, so small in fact that this would be very easy to acomplish. I feel that if this were, however, the case, that it would be somewhat disastrous for the quality of any kind of class of the art history variety since I am likely not the only one who would find such an experiment intrigueing.
Thusly, I imagine that the entire art class would devolve into Caralee being picked up and dropped repeatedly. Mabye if this happened she would get injured and would be able to qualify for Worker's Comp. and then with the money she would be able to hire some super-intelligent aliens to teach art history with a skill only rivalled by Edward Slopek, who may or may not be a super-intelligent alien.
I like Edward Slopek, he has a very Polish head from which interesting things come.
La la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la. What you just read was the greates bar of music ever written, if you could have heard the intonations with which it was uttered in my head your brain would have exploded with its beauty. Its too bad that you can't write pitch or tone in a series of "la"s.
Thoughts on Venus of Urbino: I think that people grow pubic hair because the area is more sensitive to cold, this would explain the tendency of female nudes to place their hand strategically in this spot since they have to model like that for years at a time and the artist's studio might be very cold since artists are pretentious and picky like that and if its cold then they have a justification for wearing their silly scarfs and berets.
Barron, he makes your teeth turn green...Barron, he smells like gasoline!....Barron...Dum dum dum Barron...Barron Barron, Barron Barron...BArrrooonnnnn
[b]The preceding has been a Kjell Production. The views expressed may or may not represent those of the original author{/b]
Sometimes when I sit in art history I think how funny it would be if I could pick up Caralee and drop her from the cieling. This is because from where I am sitting she appears to be very small, so small in fact that this would be very easy to acomplish. I feel that if this were, however, the case, that it would be somewhat disastrous for the quality of any kind of class of the art history variety since I am likely not the only one who would find such an experiment intrigueing.
Thusly, I imagine that the entire art class would devolve into Caralee being picked up and dropped repeatedly. Mabye if this happened she would get injured and would be able to qualify for Worker's Comp. and then with the money she would be able to hire some super-intelligent aliens to teach art history with a skill only rivalled by Edward Slopek, who may or may not be a super-intelligent alien.
I like Edward Slopek, he has a very Polish head from which interesting things come.
La la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la. What you just read was the greates bar of music ever written, if you could have heard the intonations with which it was uttered in my head your brain would have exploded with its beauty. Its too bad that you can't write pitch or tone in a series of "la"s.
Thoughts on Venus of Urbino: I think that people grow pubic hair because the area is more sensitive to cold, this would explain the tendency of female nudes to place their hand strategically in this spot since they have to model like that for years at a time and the artist's studio might be very cold since artists are pretentious and picky like that and if its cold then they have a justification for wearing their silly scarfs and berets.
Barron, he makes your teeth turn green...Barron, he smells like gasoline!....Barron...Dum dum dum Barron...Barron Barron, Barron Barron...BArrrooonnnnn
[b]The preceding has been a Kjell Production. The views expressed may or may not represent those of the original author{/b]
posted by Barron C @ 1:39 p.m.
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